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(Monologuist enters a restaurant. He is wearing climbing gear – looks like he came directly from a mountain. The woman he is speaking to, Barbara, is in the middle of a date.)
I’m sorry to interrupt your date, Barbara. (to Date) Hi buddy, how’s your date with my girlfriend going so far? Good? (In response to Barbara) I asked Trish. She told me you were here. (to Date) You don’t mind if I sit down, do you? Thanks. (to Barb) Listen, honey…I can explain my absence for the last three months, really. I can.