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I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good… goooood. You probably want me to get serious about our divorce. The thing is, you always called our marriage a joke. So let’s use logic here: If A: we never had a serious marriage, then B: we can’t have a serious divorce. No. We can’t. The whole thing’s a farce, Charles – a farce that tastes good with ketchup…