Age Range: 20+
Gender: Male
Genre: Comedic
Synopsis: A scene of love accidentally turns into a scene of crime on the roof of a house party. (Warning: Adult language.)
Author: Gabriel Davis
I just fuckin’ killed Chuck. I think. I mean, he’s just laying out there. He’s not moving. I don’t think he’s breathing.
I mean, there I was just up on the roof with Marissa – talking, laughing, having a great time. I tell her she reminds me of Sandra Bullock. I tell her I loved “Hope Floats.” Who knew those would be the magic words? Next thing I know her clothes are off and we’re loosening roof shingles like there’s no tomorrow. And then there’s biting and kissing and touching and suddenly someone starts beating on me, I mean, just pounding on me and growling. Yeah, growling. And I look up and there’s Chuck. And I’m like, “What’s the problem?”” and he says “The problem is, dude, you’re fucking my girlfriend.”
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